The next installment of the Expendables franchise, Expendables 3, hits theaters on August 15. Granted, I haven’t seen 1 and 2, but I think the studio is missing a huge opportunity here to have some fun with subtitles; here are my suggestions:

• Expendables 1: Everyone’s Got a Gun
• Expendables 2: Electric Boogaloo
• Expendables 3: Van Damme Had to Pee
• Expendables 4: Everyone on the Floor!
• Expendables 5: Stallone Takes a Dive
• Expendables 6: Now with Chicks!
• Expendables 7: Nobody Lands in Heaven
• Expendables 8: Statham Lifts a Crate
• Expendables 9: Beuller? Beuller? Beuller?
• Expendables 10: Here We Go Again

I’d totally greenlight any of those.