The next installment of the Expendables franchise, Expendables 3, hits theaters on August 15. Granted, I haven’t seen 1 and 2, but I think the studio is missing a huge opportunity here to have some fun with subtitles; here are my suggestions:
- Expendables 1: Everyone’s Got a Gun
- Expendables 2: Electric Boogaloo
- Expendables 3: Van Damme Had to Pee
- Expendables 4: Everyone on the Floor!
- Expendables 5: Stallone Takes a Dive
- Expendables 6: Now with Chicks!
- Expendables 7: Nobody Lands in Heaven
- Expendables 8: Statham Lifts a Crate
- Expendables 9: Beuller? Beuller? Beuller?
- Expendables 10: Here We Go Again
I’d totally greenlight any of those.
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